Ok. So as I wrote in my last post, I went out with Mr. Tall again. Why? Well it had a lot to do with the fact that I wanted to be seen with him. Yes, he was fun to hang out with. Yes, he was most likely impotent, but I figured it was my mission to help him out! Yes, he had gotten back together with his old girlfriend, but he broke up with her again as quickly as he gotten back together with her. Should have been a red flag...
Being completely honest with myself, I wanted to go out with him because I wanted it to get back to my old boyfriend that I was out dating and not at home crying over him. Not exactly a great reason to go out with this guy again.
A couple of weeks after my ex and I broke up, I was at a local brew pub with my friend. Turns out my ex was there too, with a woman. I watched him walk her to her car and then give her a very long kiss. At that moment I realized that he most likely was seeing this woman while we were still together.
Back to Mr. Tall. So he started messaging me on Facebook and texting. He was just so hilariously funny. He said that he decided to leave his girlfriend because she was so mean. He said I was sweet. I threw caution to the wind and went out to hear some music with him. I made sure we went to a place where I knew my ex’s friends would be. It was a fun night, great conversation, nothing physical happened, just a good time.
Fast forward to a week later when my friend Bella and I went to a blues concert. I had asked Mr. Tall if he was going to the show and if he’d like to go with us. No response. I have to be honest, I was feeling it that night. Sometimes the planets align in a way that makes every hair fall into place just perfectly. Had the way-too-high heels on and tight jeans. Mmmm hmmm!
Bella and I walked into the venue and felt the power of the push up bras! We. Looked. Fabulous. We found seats with some other friends right near the stage. Bella went outside to smoke a cigarette before the show and when she came back she said Mr. Tall was in line. I texted him and told him we had an extra seat. I kept looking for him and finally saw him come in, with his ex-girlfriend. Wow.
I just wanted to get back to my seat and somehow ended up right behind him and his “ex” girlfriend. They stopped to go in a different direction and there we stood, all face to face. He said an awkward hi. I quietly said hi and then looked at this woman he kept going back to. Really? Her? I can’t believe I am going to say this, but she was kind of an old hag. Mousy blonde, stringy hair, dressed in beige, flat boots. WTF?
He sent me a text during the show and said, “She had an extra ticket and I was her date. Sorry.” I never responded. So that was officially that. I was done. He was too weird.
Dating someone new is always so fun in the beginning. You get that giggly rush of someone trying hard to get your attention. You get so caught up in that feeling that you overlook so many things, like noisy, slobbery, out-of-control-tongues and limp wieners. Yuck. Lesson learned.
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